Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Washington, How I've forgotten you

Sorry Redskin fans. Sure, there probably aren't any who are frequent readers, BUT, I've neglected your team nonetheless and news actually happened regarding them.

Jason Campbell, the new and improved failure QB in Redskin Country ALMOST broke his knee off. He was tackled (by a Steeler, those cheating bastards) awkwardly and collapsed in a heap. To date, it has been negative on the MRI and listed as a bone bruise, which puts Campbell as day-to-day. Could Marky-Mark see some snaps, again? Probably.

Though, the woes for the Indians continues. WR Mike Espy had season ending surgery. He's gone. Defensive specialist (this is a ridiculous comment and I know this, but I find it a funny way to describe a player) Marcus Washington dislocated his elbow, but the doctors say it "looks good," whatever that means when your elbow is no longer properly attached.

All in all, they'll be fine, the Redskins, that is. Danny Snyder will pay too much for 6-9 victories and they will fizzle by the end of the season. Hurray, Redskins. The more important issue here is the absolute diabolical nature of the Stillers. Are they knee-targeters? This, could be a problem...

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