Damn You, TO

Yes, he is out. Sort of. Apparently, back spasms have TO sidelined currently. He was not at practice Monday and his MRI came up negative for anything serious. So, the question remains: What is TO's problem and will he be effective this season?

Was last year a highlight for him, even though he dropped approximately 1,000 passes? Yes, he scored 13 times (no one doubts his nose for the end zone), but with recurring injuries and all of the nonsense that surrounds him, perhaps he will end his career in Dallas. He was signed to a 5-year, $25 million contract a year ago. He is only 33. Feasibly, at his position, he could go to 40 and still catch balls effectively, but his body and image are broken.

Since his not on my fantasy team this year, I wish for him to stay sidelined by random back stiffness, quadricep pulls, and finger contusions. Print it.