Travis Henry Might Be Your Dad

What? Oh, I'm sorry. Travis Henry might be your dad if you are one of nine bastard children in the four southern states that Henry seems to frequent. The beauty of this? Henry has managed these nine children across nine different women. Sweet! Go Travis! At least we know he's slept with nine chicks and isn't a prude.

Anyway, the courts have ordered Henry and his new 5-year, $22.5 million contract to pay child support to 7 of the 9 children. For those kids' sake, I hope they got some athletic ability because mom might buy crack with the dough. Oh man... I'm kidding.

I wish the best to Travis, coming back from a slight pre-season injury and on his way to at least 1000 yards with the Broncos this season. Have a great, stress-free season. Oh wait, you have at least 15 (including yourself) mouths to feed... Bummer.