NFC East Update

So, I'm in charge of some news stuff too, damn it.

It looks like T.O. is taking it easy this offseason, even though camp has started. He was found nursing a sore hamstring at practice yesterday and hasn't participated in the main drills. Wade Phillips (baby coach junior) has said that "he is sore, not injured," so let's hope that he is wrong and T.O. doesn't see a down of play. Why, you ask? Well, he isn't on my fantasy team and all of my news has the potential to be slighted by that fact. Screw you, Victor. Screw you.

In other news, Tony Romo has relinquished holding duties primarily. He still insists on holding Carrie Underwoods Ta-Ta's. So, in essence, he is still a holder of things valuable for a playoff run.

Moving forward, the Redskins are screwbied big time. Portis, Santana Moss, Chris Samuels, Marcus Washington AND Randy Thomas are all downed by some sort of injury. Rumor has it that Clinton was bit in the upper thigh by a rabid dog, fed up with his broom poking. Santana's problem is only a sore leg, so rest up, buddy, because I need 8 TDs from you this year.

That's all for now, folks.