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The liquid of life lies stored in the male, in his jewel of naughty desires. When the male becomes aroused, internal body heat causes the liquid of life to simmer, making the jewel of naughty desires to swell so that it stretches the sac of containment. (Sometimes both jewels swell at the same time, causing a reaction known in medical circles as “letting go with both barrels”.) The liquid of life soon starts to boil and the pressure forces it up the boulevard of urgency, down through the snake of life and finally out the valve of relief. If, during this process, the male’s snake of life has passed through the female’s gate of forbidden pleasures and is buried in the avenue of rapture, the liquid of life spurts deep into the female’s hall of conception and trickles into the tube of sanctuary. There, if it is a certain time of the month, the liquid of life will encounter the oval of regret, which is dispensed at given intervals from one of the female’s two baskets of hidden dangers. The two separate agents join forces and return to the hall of conception where they are nurtured by natural body juices until, some nine months later, with the hall of conception swollen so that it can no longer contain the growth, a baby is born.


Oh, how I wish this were original "Craig" content. Alas, it is not. This was taken, word for word, from a board game called "The Sex Education Game."

Enjoy the six giggles you just got for free.