Juice at it again...

Thank you TMZ.com. Your filth is usually despicable, but on occasion you give us a jewel. Like this O.J. Simpson interview in which you allowed callers who visit your site to ask him questions.

Says one caller: "My kid Chris was wondering, do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season, or slice two necks in one night?"

O.J.'s response, to the clearly audible question: "I'm having a little trouble, Kevin, hearing you."

Says another: "It was reported back during the famous chase that when on in '94 . . . that you were squeezing your helmet."

Says O.J.: "That I was what?"

O.J., seriously. Just go into your hole and don't come out anymore. No more books, no more interviews. Be gone with you.